Happy Hump Day!
Butts are luxurious. Having soft cheeks and thighs around makes us, in our face and on our bed feels... good! Like kings and queens in our own right.
We at The Buttress Pillow know this. Though it is not as good as the real thing, we estimate that we have captured 69% of the peace and happiness of a big ole' Booty in our one of a kind pillow. And that's 69% better than a boring rectangle.
Come feel what we created. Come see why people love our pillow, why we've been in business for more than 5 years with 20,000+ pillows sold and earned near perfect 5 star reviews.
Skeptics will always find a reason to hate on something. But real butt lovers will find a reason to give it a shot. Try our pillow for 30 nights and if you don't love it, return it!
Don't miss out on another night of mediocre sleep.
Sleep like royalty, sleep on a butt!
Team Buttress
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