The Golden Booty Ticket

$9.90

The Golden Booty Ticket

$9.90

Free 2-5 day US shipping

Plain and discreet packaging

30 night risk free returns

Info Photos Only the finest

Our Buttress Pillow is wonderful but nothing beats the real thing.

Here at the Buttress Pillow, we love Booty and believe that it should be shared so that more people can have the peace and happiness of butts in their lives. So we created the Golden Booty Ticket!Β 

Using this beautifully designed, shiny gold ticket, butt lovers can say: "Hey I had a good time tonight, I like your Booty and hope I can see it again"Β It is truly an honor to receive one of these cards and they're funny, direct and awesome. Just fill in the blanks and give it to the person of your choice! Comes in packs of 5 and conveniently the size of a business card!Β 

We don't half ass it. This is the finest pillow you'll ever own.

We set out to create the best pillow on Earth.

We spared no expense in creating this one of a kind product. The price tag might look high but this pillow is far from basic. It weighs up to 3 times more than your average pillow, is made up of all natural latex foam, one of the best and most expensive bedding materials available and is wrapped in high quality yoga pants.

No one likes a cheap ass! This is the finest butt and one of the highest quality pillows on the market. And according to our customers, it's worth every penny.

Customer Reviews

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J
Jason Mazacek

The Golden Booty Ticket

L
Lexi

Very cool and funny

H
Hy Hy
Great novelty item

Cool design. Printed on a card. Don’t think I’ll ever have an use for it or when I’m able to use it. But there’s something about the word β€œBooty” and gold that gravitates me towards the cards when I see it on my desk. Yo, Buttress Pillow Company, make a novelty item like a Booty Badge or something and I bet it’ll sell like hotcakes.

c
carl
pretty good

Not bad but idk if this would actually work. Ill report back later!

C
Crystal
Got these for a friend

He liked them. I hope he finds someone that’s not me lol

A closer look

FAQ

How discreet is the shipping?

All our pillows ship in plain packaging and the return address on shipping labels do not show our company name!

What's your return policy?

We accept returns and exchanges for other models for any reason within 30 days of delivery!

Where do they ship from?

All orders ship free via USPS ground with full tracking directly from our warehouse in Pennsylvania! Our standard shipping takes 2-5 days to get to your door. Premium options and worldwide shipping available at cost!

Which model is right for me?

The ODB (15x14x7in. | 3 lbs) is modeled after the bubble butt. A great starter pillow.

The OMG (18x18x10in. | 5 lbs) is a versatile bed and couch pillow featuring fat cheeks and a more curvaceous shape.

The ORT (20x20x11in. | 6 lbs) is our biggest and best sleeping pillow featuring thick thighs and a small waist. It has the most space for sleeping!

Check out our photos & videos to see each pillow with our models or take our sleep quiz to see which pillow we would recommend for you!