Best Butts 2024 Calendar

$12.90 $19.90 -36% OFF

Best Butts 2024 Calendar

$12.90 $19.90 -36% OFF

Free 2-5 day US shipping

100% discreet packaging

30 night risk free returns

Info Photos Why Butts?

The most bootyful calendar in the world

Introducing our new Best Butts 2024 Calendar. The very best of our Hump Day butts of last year combined into a single calendar that will brighten your days, weeks and months. This may be the best calendar in the world.

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    To us, butts are universal. They are the natural wonder that we can't help but love.

    We didn't make this pillow as a gag gift, something overly sexual or for a quick buck. We set out to create the best pillow on Earth and to us, that just happens to be a big and beautiful butt!

    We saw that with some refining, a butt would make the perfect pillow. Plus it would be the first pillow in the world with at least some of the comforting presence of booty!

    Since our original Kickstarter in 2018, we have been perfecting the art of the butt pillow. Today, we are proud to present to you (possibly) the best pillow on Earth.

    We sincerely hope you give our one of a kind pillow a chance to make your home and sleep much more comfortable and bootyful.

    Butts for all!

    Team Buttress

    Check out our About Us page for more info!

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 11 reviews

    Great calendar! Fun pillows!

    K. C.
    Multi-use, Multi-butts!

    Honestly, it's a great collection to use as references for drawing!

    Brian King

    Best Butts 2022 Calendar

    Griffin Durham
    good butts

    good butts my girlfriend thought they were funny and her whole family too, excited for best butts of 2023!

    Best Butts

    It will be a pleasure to change the calendar every month.

    Choose your favorite!

    Take our sleep quiz

    ORT (XL)
    OMG (L)
    ODB (M)
    20 x 20 x 11 inches
    18 x 18 x 10 inches
    15 x 14 x 7 inches
    Thick thighs hourglass waist
    Curvy and cheeky
    A nice bubble butt
    Ultimate sleeping pillow for all
    Best for napping and relaxing
    Comfy starter for all sleepers

    A closer look


    How discreet is the shipping?

    All our pillows ship in plain packaging and the return address on shipping labels do not show our company name!

    What's your return policy?

    We accept returns and exchanges for other models for any reason within 30 days of delivery!

    Where do they ship from?

    All orders ship free via USPS ground with full tracking directly from our warehouse in Pennsylvania! Our standard shipping takes 2-5 days to get to your door. Premium options and worldwide shipping available at cost!

    Which model is right for me?

    The ODB (15x14x7in. | 3 lbs) is modeled after the bubble butt. A great starter pillow.

    The OMG (18x18x10in. | 5 lbs) is a versatile bed and couch pillow featuring fat cheeks and a more curvaceous shape.

    The ORT (20x20x11in. | 6 lbs) is our biggest and best sleeping pillow featuring thick thighs and a small waist. It has the most space for sleeping!

    Check out our photos & videos to see each pillow with our models or take our sleep quiz to see which pillow we would recommend for you!