Happy Hump Day Butt Lovers! There is no doubt that our magnificent pillow is not of this world and therefore a finite resource. We're sorry that our pillows have gone out of stock again and again but now... she's back.
We are keeping our $20 pre-order pricing for the next week plus 15% additional off our OMG to welcome her back. Just please, show her a good, loving home and give her the respect she deserves. Word will get back to her homeworld and perhaps more of her sisters will come grace us with their Bootyliciousness in the future.
Butts for all,
Team Buttress
PS: After a week we will have rotating discounts on different colors depending on supply, so take your pick now while they are all $20 off!