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Why a Butt Is Actually the Best Shape for a Pillow 🍑
The cube pillow? A rigid block with sharp corners. Best suited for robots. The contour pillow? So many slopes and grooves, it feels like you need instruction...
Butts are BACK!
Happy Hump Day, After a long, painful, deeply unnecessary period of booty deprivation… The Great Government Butt Hold is finally over. As expected, the...
The Government is Inspecting our Butts And they’re taking their time.
Happy Hump Day! 🍑 Yes, you read that correctly. U.S. Customs and Border Protection is currently inspecting our butts. Apparently, not everyone believes...
Forget Everything You Knew About Pillows
Happy Hump Day! Millions suffer from rectangle pillows every night. You don't have to be one of them. Your pillow wasn't designed for you. ...
Free your mind. Sleep on a butt.
What is right? What is wrong? What is truth? What is a lie? And who decided these things in the first place? No one ever told you a pillow had to be rect...
Give the Gift that Dads Really Want
Dads work hard. And to be honest, most of them don't need much. They don't need more clothes. They don't need another pair of socks. They definitely don'...
Restock Incoming 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑
For years, people laughed when they first saw The Buttress. Then they put their head down. Now we're having trouble keeping some of our most popular colo...
🎥 Hump Day Casting Call: Free Pillows for Great Videos 🍑
Happy Hump Day, We’re looking for people willing to make simple, honest videos using The Buttress 🍑 Nothing fancy. Just: • laying on it in different posi...
Celebrating the Home of the Best Butts in the World
This Memorial Day, we’re honoring freedom, relaxation… and big beautiful butts. 🇺🇸 For a limited time, enjoy 20% OFF The Buttress Pillow — the world’s fi...
The Comfort Secret Behind the Butt
Happy Hump Day 🍑 The Buttress isn’t just another pillow. It’s a revolutionary sleep design featuring a natural head cradle between the thighs and under t...
Celebrating Comfort, Warmth & Support
Happy Mother’s Hump Day! 🍑 Shoutout to all the moms who spent years making us feel safe, comfortable, and cared for. This Mother’s Day, give back a littl...
Proud of our butts 🍑
We are so proud of our butts. We genuinely love packing every order — knowing it’s about to make someone happier, more relaxed, and sleeping better… for ye...
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