Happy 2 weeks from the Biggest Bootyfullest Black Friday Sale Hump Day!
It's official. We are 100% sold out. Our next batch is coming in around 2 weeks. We apologize but we'll make it up to you with the biggest sale we have ever had featuring our 2 biggest pillows: the OMG and the ORT.
Our ODB is great but most people go for it because it's our least expensive. We know our pillows might seem expensive but trust us, they are not. The material we use, 100% premium natural latex, is pretty much only found in plenty in Thailand. It is farmed from the sap of trees and any 100% natural latex pillows found here are $80-200 for a regular sized pillow. Just search up "100% natural latex pillows" on Google and see for yourself!
Our ORT is 7 lbs, 4 times heavier than a regular pillow and 2 times bigger than our ODB and other natural latex pillows.
We are not making money hand over fist from our products. We price them actually very fairly to get people to realize the undeniable magic and comfort of our never before seen product.
So... in around 2 weeks starting Black Humpday (Wednesday before Black Friday) and going through to Cyber Monday we will be having the biggest sale ever. So, don't say we didn't warn you. DO NOT buy our pillows... yet. And if you already are enjoying the wonders of booty sleep, get ready to grab another one. Another TWO or more. Because this is gonna be too good to pass on and 1. You can never have enough pillows 2. The more butts the merrier and 3. Xmas is coming...
Help us spread the word and the cheeks and show the entire world how something different, all natural, non-politically correct, sexy, funny, comfortable and GOOD can change the world of sleeping. Forever.
Mark. Your. Calendars (also 2024 calendars will be here soon too).
Butts for all,
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