Happy Hump Day,
After a long, painful, deeply unnecessary period of booty deprivation…
The Great Government Butt Hold is finally over.
As expected, they did not find any illicit materials because... we are just humble butt lovers. And that is all.
That means all our popular colors in all sizes are BACK and ready to create happiness, comfort and great sleep for all.
To celebrate, we’re giving our subscribers 20% off — one of our best discounts of the year.
Sleep on a big, soft, beautiful and ergonomically designed butt.
Team Buttress 🍑
