Happy Hump Day!
We have great big butts. But with great butts come great shipping costs and for a long time, we have been trying to get them to our butt lovers without breaking the bank.
Today, we are excited to announce that we are able to offer free shipping (without any other price increases) on all US orders. You will still receive the same high quality butts, the same 3-4 business day service with full tracking, just completely free!
Thanks for loving butts and believing in our product. We don't sell insurance. We don't work for the man. We choose to create our own world, our own product and make the world a much more Bootyful place in our own way. Because butts are just GOOD. And it's good to sleep on a butt.
Butts for all,