Happy Hump Day!
The way we see things is pretty simple.
We would pay $200 to get $2000 of enjoyment
And we wouldn’t pay $20 to get $10 of enjoyment
In business, we call it ROI or Return on Investment
And from what we’ve found, butts have the highest potential ROI we have ever seen.
Our pillows might be ‘expensive’ for a basic pillow but it isn’t a basic pillow now is it?Not even close. It’s the only butt that comes with no strings attached, no maintenance fees and is super comfortable to sleep on.
It’s the only pillow that is up to 7 lbs of premium all natural foam with the peace and happiness of a big ole booty.
Why do our customers keep coming back and how have we earned such high ratings for a pillow in the shape of a butt?
It’s because it relieves anxiety, offers better sleep and creates value for a lifetime.
Of course it's not as cheap as basic pillows and doesn't have as much potential as a real butt but we're willing to bet, you’ll be very happy with your ROI. Plus, you can always have a butt AND a butt pillow.
Butts for all,
PS: Our ORT, our new best selling pillow, is all sold out! Pre-order now to get $20 off our stock price and get yours in less than 2 weeks!