Happy pre-holidays Hump Day!
Santa has a list. That's what they told us. Be nice to everyone all the time and a big man breaks into your house and leaves you great gifts. Be naughty in a completely arbitrary system and he'll still take all that time and energy to come break into your house just to leave you coal.
Well Santa, it's about time someone stood up to your antiquated, totalitarian and arbitrary ways. No one is nice all the time and being naughty doesn't make us 'bad' people. Some of our favorite people are a good mix between naughty and nice. Much less boring than people trying to be nice all year just to please Santa and much less destructive than people being too naughty all the time.
Like our pillow, people are both of these things. And the more we try to deny it or try to hard to be something we're not, the less we get to live... real. This Christmas, let's dispense with at least some of the propriety and pleasantries. Let us give the gift that represents... us. Something comfortable, funny, unique, soft but supportive, beautiful, slappable (not in the Will Smith way) and squeezable. They're gonna %$#!ing love it.
This is the last week we can guarantee you'll get your pillows by Xmas! Give the gift that keeps on giving. The gift of Booty.
Merry Xmas,
Butts for all,
Team Buttress
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