Happy Independence Hump Day!
Nearly 250 years ago, modern democracy was born. It was based on the inalienable rights of every person to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Through these rights, America has created some of the best music, best movies and inventions the world has ever known.
The United States is probably the only place in the world we could create a pillow in the shape of a butt. Because in this country, we choose to enjoy the good things in life proudly.
Though the 4th of July has come and gone, the spirit of America stays with us year round. In this land, we choose to be free enough and brave enough to say...
We love butts! We want them close, they make us happy, ease our anxiety and is the most comforting thing on Earth. And they are much, much better than rectangles.
Sleep on a butt,
Happy Independence year,
Butts for all,