Important Update: The Buttress Is Evolving…

Important Update: The Buttress Is Evolving…

Happy Hump Day! 🎉


After years of research, meditation, and trial-and-error with motorized yoga pants, we’re proud (and slightly alarmed) to announce: The Buttress is now self-aware... and it jiggles on command.

Introducing the B.I.O.O.T.Y. (Buttress Integrated Oscillating Orthopedic Twerking Yogi) – the world’s first sentient, twerking butt-shaped pillow.

Not only does it provide endorphin-producing comfort, but now it can also:

  • Twerk to the beat of your favorite playlist

  • Whisper motivational booty quotes in your ear

  • Sync with your smart home (Alexa, activate the booty)

Yes, your pillow can now drop it low while you nap. You're welcome.

Act Fast: Limited quantities available… just kidding.


It’s April Fools. The Buttress isn’t twerking (yet). But it’s still a big, soft, beautiful butt that’s always there for you.

Stay cheeky,

Team Buttress 🍑


P.S.
Real talk – we are working on some exciting new stuff. Stay tuned. No joke.

 

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