Happy First Hump Day 2023!
In case you aren't as European as Daniel Craig in Knives Out or work in construction, "To Buttress" means to strengthen and to support. Mr Craig loves to Buttress so much that he says it like 6 times in the movie because we 100% paid him to do so 😉. And why not, they are the most comfortable pillow in the world that is both supportive AND soft.
Okay, just a little bit of shameless promotion.
We hope you are having a great start to your new year. It's 2023, who would've thought. People always say something like, new year new you. But please, don't change too much, we like the way you are and if you do decide on a "new you," do it for the right reasons and not to just "fit in."
Because normal is overrated and being functionally weird and open minded is the new thing. Play your music in the sun. Love butts and sleep on them proudly. Because it's just natural and feels good and feels right.
So if we're gonna be a "new you," we don't ever bury our nature, we just evolve and refine it. Like evolving from Charmander to Charizard. And never Charmander to like a completely different pokemon. The same, but Buttressed 😏.
And then we can frickin' fly.
Butts for all,
PS: OMGs are almost sold out again! Next batch coming in the 25th. Grab your butt.