Happy Hump Day 🍑
When you make a giant butt-shaped pillow, people have opinions.
So today, we’re addressing a few of our favorite troll comments:
“Find Jesus.”
There’s nothing wrong with loving nice butts.
They may be the single greatest source of peace, happiness and comfort on Earth.
We’re simply putting that feeling into a pillow—and making the world a much more bootyful place.
“Why does this exist?”
Because humans have spent thousands of years searching for comfort, only to sleep on old, boring rectangles.
We fixed that.
“Where’s the boob pillow?”
Butts are simply better engineered for sleeping.
The cheeks cradle your head.
The thighs support your neck and shoulders.
The natural latex stays soft, supportive and breathable.
Science.
“It’s not as good as the real thing.”
Yeah. But who says you can’t have both?
And we guarantee it feels better than that old, floppy rectangle you’ve been sleeping on.
“I’m cutting a hole in it.”
Please don’t ruin a perfectly good luxury natural latex pillow.
The Buttress Pillow was made for sleeping, relaxing and experiencing the peace and happiness that only butts can bring.
The trolls may not understand it.
But more than 30,000 happy sleepers do.
Celebrate Hump Day properly.
Sleep on a butt.
