Happy New Hump Year!
Congrats everyone. We made it around the sun for 100 millionth time. It was a close one this year but we did it and crossed that finish line at nearly 69,000 miles an hour. Sounds like a good enough reason to drink, celebrate and dive into our favorite butt pillows.
The new year is a time to reflect and plan for what's next. And next year, the world is about to get a lot more bootyful.
It's been 4 years in business and we have been careful not to grow too fast. But 2023 is the year we are putting the pedal to the 100% premium natural foam in the shape of a butt.
We just got our newest batch of OMGs and ORTs in on the night of the 21st and let me tell you, these butts are the best we've ever ever made. Over the years we have been perfecting the formula. Making sure our pillows are soft, supportive and plump because we do not sacrifice quality for quantity. And we are not here to just make money, we are here to send a message and create a truly wonderful, nearly magical product.
Again, thank you for being patient with our latest orders and thank you for putting your trust in us. It takes a lot for us to do what we do and we can't do it without you.
To those who have taken the leap, thought outside the rectangle and ordered our one of a kind pillows, congrats for finding a truly remarkable product and being the pioneers to a new age of sleeping. To those still on the fence... that sounds awfully uncomfortable. To be sitting on a fence. The grass is greener on the other side, you just gotta believe.
Happy New Year, happy new butts and happy hump day to all,
PS: Calendars coming soon! Don't buy your 2023 calendars yet we got a "doozy"