Happy Hump Day
When we set out on this journey, we sought to create the best all around pillow in the world. Not only an incredibly functional and comfortable pillow but a pillow that relieves our stress, makes us smile and that we are naturally drawn to. A great pillow... and an amazing booty.
5 years later we have nearly perfected our art. Especially our ORT which we absolutely guarantee will be the most comfortable sleeping pillow you've ever had.
We spared no expense, making it all natural like butts should be. Using high quality yoga pants as the cover because it just feels right. Carefully molding each butt in one piece and getting just the right balance between softness and support. To compare it to basic pillows just isn't accurate. It is an entirely new product and sleeping experience that you gotta try to understand.
Next Wednesday, if you're still on the fence for one reason or another, you'll get that chance to try. To break free from the rectangular mold and embrace something... just... BETTER in pretty much every way.
So mark our emails as important, drag them into your primary inbox from promotions because this deal is too good. That's why it'll only be available for you, our noble butt lovers in the esteemed Butt Lovers Club. The pricing on our website will not change. And when we hit 300 redemptions, it'll be over. Some time next Hump day, you will receive our email with the deal and your exclusive discount code.
See you next week,
Butts for all,