Happy Pre-Valentines Hump Day,
First of all, we really don't care about Valentines Day. It's the peace, happiness and comfort of every day that we're all about.
We started this business for of the pursuit of these 3 priceless, universal feelings and we found that nothing (at least nothing physical) in the world creates those feelings well as a nice, soft, big ole booty.
5 years later, we are changing the market selling a pillow in the shape of a butt (of all things) because we don't fail to produce these feelings with our product.
Whether it's for someone you care about or yourself, we guarantee that you won't be disappointed in our product and it will surprise you with its one of a kind feeling that just feels right.
We're willing to bet that it will improve your sleep and your life from the second you melt your head into the valley of plushy soft thighs and cheeks or your money back.
For peace, happiness and comfort.
Butts for all,
PS: ORT almost all sold out!!