Happy Hump Day!
So, they did it again. First it was the port of LA and now Philadelphia. They're inspecting our goods because the manifest couldn't possibly hold what it says it does. Pillows in the shape of butts? Unimaginable. There has to be narcotics in them...
Our newest shipment should be here at our warehouse within the next 2 days after they do their sniffing around so the pre-order tracking some of you received will be updating by the end of this week or latest on Monday. Thanks for your patience as we deal with the downsides of not fitting into the mold.
This Hump Day, we would like to put the spotlight on our OMG pillow. Featuring big, beautifully shaped cheeks, a curvaceous profile, a slappable and squeezable personality and a great balance between a great lounging pillow and comfortable sleeping pillow, the OMG is our best seller and you really can't go wrong with it.
For the next 3 days, get 20% off when you order the OMG with code: OMG20 and get 3 more ass-orted mini-butt keychains free (total 6).
Because there's no better way to rest than on plump, soft cheeks.
Butts for all,
Team Buttress
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