Happy Hump Day Butt Lovers
By now you are praying that you don't see another Will Smith meme. All we're saying is, if you're reading this Will, we got you a nice, comfortable and slappable butt pillow to ease all that anxiety. Hope you remember for next time: choose butts, not rocks.
Anyways...
The ORT is coming very very soon. It is going to be our best sleeping and napping pillow ever with almost twice as much space in the sweet spot than our OMG. She's so thicc that she is currently stuck at the port until April 7th. But rest assured, she will be here to blow your mind and live on our website in around 2-3 weeks after our next big booty photo/video shoot.
Stay tuned, we got some big things planned.
Butts for all,
Team Buttress