Happy Hump Day!
What a sight... to know that these pleasingly boxy boxes hold even more pleasingly bootylicious bootys. 1200 of them to be exact.
Our butt packers have worked hard since the start of the week to prepare and process over orders and as we opened each box up, fluffed each pillow to make sure they were the right softness and inspected each butt for shape, we were amazed at how amazing, consistent and frankly, PERFECT these are.
Thank you for your patience for those of you that pre-ordered. We know you've been waiting for a while but we can say with ass-solute confidence that you'll love what you get. This batch is softer, plumper and better than ever.
We are always improving our buttech, listening to our butt lovers and doing whatever it takes to make the undisputed best pillow in the world in terms of comfort and functionality along with bootyliciousness. From the first Kickstarter butts to what we have now is a world of difference and we are so excited to ship these out so you can feel them yourselves.
We got a thing here. Unlike any other thing out there. Not just another basic pillow and not just a gag gift. Just an amazing 'something' that we're betting you'll love.
Butts for all,