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Thank you, Protectors of the Butt

The buttress pillow protectors of the butt memorial day

Hello Butt Lovers,

 

We hope you had a great Memorial Day weekend filled with friends and relaxation. But let's not forget what it's all about... the butts.

 

We have it pretty easy here these days but it was not always this way. Noble butt lovers have always stepped up to protect our butts. We take time to honor their sacrifice, not just in the US, but all around the world. Because butts are the most simple thing worth protecting and everyone of every race, country, religion, gender and creed knows it.

 

Thank you, protectors of the booty for allowing us to love butts freely and boldly.

 

Butts for all,

 

Team Buttress

 

PS: We offer free shipping to all APOs and active military locations around the world!

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