Dear Butt Lovers,
If you have a dad, we're willing to bet he loves butts and you owe him one. It just so happens that our OMG, the ultimate big ole' booty has been released just in time. We just finished sending out 500 pre-orders and we only have a few hundred left. (Our next batch is on the way so hopefully we don't run out of stock again). Surprise your dad with the one and only OMG Look At That Buttress Pillow and give the gift of peace, happiness and all the Booty he could ever want in his face.
If you don't have a dad around, here's some butts.
Butts for all,