Happy Hump Day!
Okay, it's about time we addressed this 😂.
Since we started this butt biz, people in our comments have been saying that people are gonna be putting holes in these pillows. It may be our most popular comment! While we love the feedback and creativity of our community of butt lovers, our customers that actually try our pillow never (except maybe like 2 people out there) put a hole in it. And here's why.
- There's stuff like that out there. Tons of it. If that's what someone wants, they can get it easily and in a more realistic material.
- If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Our customers love our pillow for what it is. An incredibly comfortable and high quality pillow with the serotonin inducing power of a nice big ole' booty.
- That fine line. To us, butts are for everyone. Sex toys are not. Wanting to be close and loving butts is natural and wholesome. Not crossing that line makes our market the entire world.
- It hits different. Our product is a semi-magical pillow. We sleep on pillows and not on sex toys. One feels comfortable, calming and helps us sleep. The other gets us... not in the sleeping mood.
The Buttress Pillow is perfect the way it is. When people try it, despite their assumptions and doubt, they fall in love and understand why it's worth every penny. They love it for exactly what it is and the value it brings to their lives. As a super comfortable pillow infused with the peace and happiness of a big ole' booty.
Try our pillow for 30 nights and you'll see. You won't want to put a hole in something so well balanced. Between sexy and comfortable. Butt and pillow, Wrong and right. Artificial and all natural. And if you don't, return it!
What do you have to lose? When there's a whole new world of sleeping, comfort and booty to gain.
Butts for all,