Happy Hump Day!
It's true. The magnetic force and pull of an amazing butt is undeniable and powerful. Sometimes, the force between our eyes and a soft, amazing, bouncy, jiggly big ole' booty is like the force between pure metal and the strongest magnet in the universe or the Earth and the sun.
Literally, dopamine is released, an amazing butt is near magical to behold and we get drawn in like a helpless satellite caught in a planets orbit. Of course, we train ourselves as respectful adults to not blatantly stare or start jumping around exclaiming things and hollering but it's true. A nice butt is a nice butt. And a nice butt is frickin magical, seratonin inducing, stress relieving and great to look at.
Here's to respecting and acknowledging the power of butts and having up to 69% of that peace and happiness in a super comfortable pillow.
Sleep on a butt.