The true origins of the heart shape 🍑=❤️

The true origins of the heart shape 🍑=❤️

Happy Valen-Hump-tines Day!

 

The first ever heart shape was found in medival times. There are a lot of theories about how it originated but we 100% know. The power and majesty of the butt, so innate, ancient and magical inspired it.


Back when we didn't think too much, far away from the technology, political correctness and AI, we associated love with butts. We knew there was a force, natural and powerful, drawing us into the butt that was unlike anything else. We knew, like a baby turtle knows how to swim to the ocean, that we wanted butts close to us and that it was good.


This Valentines Day, we say it's time to take a step back instead of forward. It's time to remember what is in our DNA rather than in our heads. It's time to say no to the flowers that wilt in 2 weeks. Say no to the chocolates that spell "I'm f%#king boring and put no thought into this." It's time to give the gift that keeps on giving to ourselves and to our loved ones. A super comfortable, functional and all natural pillow in the shape of a big ole' booty and... love itself.

For the next 5 days get a free 2023 calendar with every purchase!

 

For a much more Bootyful world.

 

Team Buttress

 

PS: Check out our most Bootyful partner Mikaila Murphy's butt pillow and get a pair of her exclusive undies! (Shown in picture above)

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