The truth about butts... revealed

The truth about butts... revealed

Happy Hump Day!

 

The truth is... the truth that people don't want you to know is that everyone (or pretty close to everyone) that is not overthinking things likes a nice booty. We surround ourselves with things that make us happy. Posters of our favorite movies, action figures of our favorite characters, plants, pets, comfortable things, beautiful things and butts are just one of those things that are nice to have around. Possibly the best thing ever.

 

There is no insult to say a nice butt is nice. There is no shame in saying we want to spend time enjoying beautiful scenery or swim in warm waters or cuddle up next to something good, soft and bootylicious.

 

Today, we reveal the truth about butts. They are just good and good for us. To enjoy and to be enjoyed. But remember, sometimes that butt is not yours. You can't just go around touching or staring (too much) at other peoples things without their permission.

 

But to be honest, all parties know. A nice butt is a nice butt. And one of the best things ever. That's the truth!

 

Butts for all,

 

Team Buttress

 

PS: If someone asks you why you own your Buttress Pillow, tell them this and they'll agree. Have them try it and say it's not one of the most comfy pillows ever

 

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