Happy St Pats Butt Lover
St Patrick had many accomplishments. He evicted dangerous snakes off of Ireland and even survived 6 years of slavery. But his most important accomplishment was unintentional. He started a truly international holiday filled with simple, good times for everyone. Not just the Irish and not just Christians.
Today we celebrate what it is today. A day of song, good times, nationalism (even if it's not your country), drunk leprechauns and Booty. Remember everyone, that days filled with good times and booty is better than waiting for a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Celebrate responsibly but also, celebrate like there is no tomorrow.
Butts for all,