Happy Hump Day!
Team Buttress only offers our paying customers the finest, FINEST butts we can make. Because, if you're gonna believe in our product and trust we will deliver, you deserve the best pillow in the world.
Unfortunately, that means that sometimes we need to put some aside as defects. As our season went on and they piled up, we looked at them, some too firm, some too soft and said. We are NOT going to throw these butts away. They too, deserve loving homes (or home-ishes).
So, naturally, we went and spent the night in Slab City, America's last free city, where there is no law except that of the jungle. Where there are no rules except respect and the domination of ground and earth. Where wild dogs roam and people can escape the BS and proprieties of society that sometimes feels like Pleasantville... like the Matrix.
And we gave away cases and cases of defects and boy, let me tell you, they love butts out there. They were so grateful for even a defect to make art out of, sleep on and find comfort in.
We love to get dirty in all the right ways. We know what it is to be on the streets, to be jaded by the BS, to have nothing to lose and the gathering of sheer will and a little bit of vengeance that it takes to rise. Even if we find "success" or "fame" or all the "power" in the world, all of that is chained and trumped by something grander and much more meaningful.
That's part of the reason why our slogan is butts for all. Something obvious but so so profound that we can't even start to scratch the surface for fear of it taking us completely.
What that means, for you, is that we will do what it takes to bring you the best in the world with no cut corners and no shortcuts. In service, in pillows and fairness.
Butts for all,
Jia and Team Buttress
PS: All pillows out of stock! OMGs and ORTs will be here in time for Xmas delivery!!