Why butts will never lose value

Why butts will never lose value

Happy Hump Day Butt Lovers

 

With the rise of Bitcoin, Dogecoin and 1000 other currencies, it's hard to lose sight of what's even real anymore. Now, money is 'mined' from computers instead of the ground and Elon Musk can single-handedly affect the livelihoods of millions with a tweet. These coins can rise and fall with no apparent reason because they aren't based on anything real, touchable, slappable and face-buriable.

 

That is why butts are the most valuable thing on Earth. They are beautiful, useful, soft, warm and comfortable and have always been since the stone age. That is why we choose to invest in butts.

 

We hope you the best in this coin madness as we wish you the best for all things. But remember, there is one currency that has never lost its value.

 

Butts for all,

 

Team Buttress

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