Happy Hump Day! đ
Across time, cultures, and civilizations, one thing has remained universally adoredâthe beauty of the butt. From ancient sculptures to modern-day memes, butts have captivated hearts, inspired art, and even healed souls (donât quote us, but weâre pretty sure).
And letâs be honestâif more people truly appreciated butts openly, the world would be a kinder, softer, and happier place. It doesn't take a genius, a philosopher, or a wise sage to understand: a nice butt is worth protecting no matter what color, nationality, religion or any other petty thing that divides us.
So this Hump Day, letâs embrace the the love of butts proudly. Letâs spread love, not war. Letâs cuddle up to the soft, supportive, and blissful feeling of a beautiful butt-shaped pillow.
Stay cheeky, stay peaceful, and keep spreading the bootyful message in the best, non-PC way possible. By sleeping on a butt.
Butts for all,
Team Buttress
Purveyors of Comfort, Peace, Happiness and Butts đâ¨
P.S. If you havenât secured your own big, soft, and beautiful butt yet, what are you waiting for? The world needs more butt appreciation.
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