Happy Father's Hump Day!
We think that pretty much everyone in the world likes butts but we absolutely KNOW your Dad likes them. Because... well... it's math:
Your Dad + Butt = You
(Not 100% scientifically accurate but you get the point)
If your Dad is anything like the Dads we know, he doesn't really know what he wants for Father's Day and he sure as hell isn't gonna ask you for it. If you did ask him, which you should not, he'll say something like "nothing" or "a 6 pack of beer."
Get him what he really wants. You came into this world because your dad loved a butt. Give him a butt he'll be able to appreciate whenever he wants and actually love using. The Buttress Pillow.
It's the least you can do and we are 99% sure:
1. He'll say wtf is this
2. He'll smile
3. He'll love it when you make him dive face first in it
Give your dad the best gift of all.
The Gift of Booty
Butts for all,