The Golden Booty Ticket

$5.00

The Golden Booty Ticket

$5.00

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Info Photos & videos Why butts?

Our Buttress Pillow is wonderful but nothing beats the real thing.

Here at the Buttress Pillow, we love Booty and believe that it should be shared so that more people can have the peace and happiness of butts in their lives. So we created the Golden Booty Ticket! 

Using this beautifully designed, shiny gold ticket, butt lovers can say: "Hey I had a good time tonight, I like your Booty and hope I can see it again" It is truly an honor to receive one of these cards and they're funny, direct and awesome. Just fill in the blanks and give it to the person of your choice! Comes in packs of 5 and conveniently the size of a business card! 

It's good to sleep on a butt.

No matter who you are or where you come from, there's something truly special about a nice, soft, and well-shaped booty. It's a natural wonder that brings us comfort, joy, and a child-like sense of giddiness. That's why we created the Buttress Pillow, a functional and comfortable pillow that captures the peace and happiness of a perfect booty.

Our patented design is incredibly versatile and can be used in many relaxing positions. The separate thighs provide ample air flow, and you can adjust the pillow's height by bringing them closer together or farther apart. Plus, the sweet spot is ergonomically designed to cradle your head right in the thick of it - between the soft thighs and cheeks.

Not only is The Buttress Pillow a great pillow, but it's also a joy to look at. Burying your face into it like a massage table is 100% recommended, and you'll feel your stress literally melt away. It's not meant to be over-sexualized, but rather appreciated for nature's most comforting design and used more in our everyday lives.

So why not give the Buttress Pillow a chance to blow your mind? Join us in this wonderful world of booty sleeping, napping, and chilling, and find the happiness and peace that comes from a well-shaped butt every day. We think you'll like it here.

Customer Reviews

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Hy Hy
Great novelty item

Cool design. Printed on a card. Don’t think I’ll ever have an use for it or when I’m able to use it. But there’s something about the word “Booty” and gold that gravitates me towards the cards when I see it on my desk. Yo, Buttress Pillow Company, make a novelty item like a Booty Badge or something and I bet it’ll sell like hotcakes.

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carl
pretty good

Not bad but idk if this would actually work. Ill report back later!

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Crystal
Got these for a friend

He liked them. I hope he finds someone that’s not me lol

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Jarret
Good cards

Great qwuality but idk if im ever going to use this haha

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Kurt K
DOESN’T WORK

nice cards but when I tried them I got laughed at and she said no. I got 5 more at least they got me to make a move.

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