The Golden Booty Ticket
Our Buttress Pillow is wonderful but nothing beats the real thing.
Here at the Buttress Pillow, we love Booty and believe that it should be shared so that more people can have the peace and happiness of butts in their lives. So we created the Golden Booty Ticket!
Using this beautifully designed, shiny gold ticket, butt lovers can say: "Hey I had a good time tonight, I like your Booty and hope I can see it again" It is truly an honor to receive one of these cards and they're funny, direct and awesome. Just fill in the blanks and give it to the person of your choice! Comes in packs of 5 and conveniently the size of a business card!
It's good to sleep on a butt.
No matter who you are or where you come from, there's something truly special about a nice, soft, and well-shaped booty. It's a natural wonder that brings us comfort, joy, and a child-like sense of giddiness. That's why we created the Buttress Pillow, a functional and comfortable pillow that captures the peace and happiness of an amazing booty.
Our patented design is incredibly versatile and can be used in many relaxing positions. The separate thighs provide air flow and can be adjusted to your sleeping position. Plus, the sweet spot is ergonomically designed to cradle your head right in the thick of it - between the soft thighs and cheeks.
Not only is The Buttress Pillow a great pillow, it's also a joy to look at. Burying your face into it like a massage table is 100% recommended and you'll feel your stress literally melt away. It's not meant to be over-sexualized but rather appreciated for what it is: Nature's most comforting and lovable design which we believe should be used more in our everyday lives.
So why not give the Buttress Pillow a chance to blow your mind? Join us in this wonderful world of booty sleeping, napping, and chilling and find the peace, comfort and happiness that comes from a well-shaped, super comfortable and functional butt every day and night. We think you'll like it here.
Very cool and funny
Cool design. Printed on a card. Don’t think I’ll ever have an use for it or when I’m able to use it. But there’s something about the word “Booty” and gold that gravitates me towards the cards when I see it on my desk. Yo, Buttress Pillow Company, make a novelty item like a Booty Badge or something and I bet it’ll sell like hotcakes.
Not bad but idk if this would actually work. Ill report back later!
He liked them. I hope he finds someone that’s not me lol
Great qwuality but idk if im ever going to use this haha