Our Buttress Pillow is wonderful but nothing beats the real thing.
Here at the Buttress Pillow, we love Booty and believe that it should be shared so that more people can have the peace and happiness of butts in their lives. So we created the Golden Booty Ticket!
Using this beautifully designed, shiny gold ticket, butt lovers can say: "Hey I had a good time tonight, I like your Booty and hope I can see it again" It is truly an honor to receive one of these cards and they're funny, direct and awesome. Just fill in the blanks and give it to the person of your choice! Comes in packs of 5 and conveniently the size of a business card!
We don't half ass it. This is the finest pillow you'll ever own.
We set out to create the best pillow on Earth.
We spared no expense in creating this one of a kind product. The price tag might look high but this pillow is far from basic. It weighs up to 3 times more than your average pillow, is made up of all natural latex foam, one of the best and most expensive bedding materials available and is wrapped in high quality yoga pants.
No one likes a cheap ass! This is the finest butt and one of the highest quality pillows on the market. And according to our customers, it's worth every penny.