Butt. The best gift in the world 🍑

Happy Hump Day!

 

Let's be honest. We can buy our own sweaters and hats. And there's nothing like a gifting a household appliance that says: "I put absolutely no thought in this and we are the most boring people in the world."

 

The best in the world is the gift of Booty. He knows it. She knows it. We all know it. And we just happen to sell butts. Legally. Like a government authorized pimp, we make sure each butt is happy, healthy and protected. It is our duty and our pleasure to bring them to loving homes all around the world.

 

Xmas is coming and if Santa is at all with the times, he'll understand that being a little bit naughty is actually nice now. Give the gift of Booty to a butt lover in your life so they can have a soft, incredibly comfortable butt every single night.

 

Butts for all,

 

Team Buttress

 

PS: New jeans cover (but still spandex material) and TBP giant butt pool floaty coming soon!!!

 

 

.healthqueen