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Loving Butts is in Your DNA

March 5, 2025•1 min read•By Team Buttress
Loving Butts is in Your DNA - The Buttress Pillow Blog

Happy Hump Day! šŸŽ‰


Let’s talk science.

ForĀ millions of years, our ancestors have been drawn toĀ one undeniable truth—weĀ loveĀ butts.

🧬 It’s in our DNA.
🦓 It’s ancient.
šŸ‘Ā It’s natural.

Why? Because deep in ourĀ primal instincts, we know thatĀ a great pair of cheeksĀ represents comfort, security, and the promise of a better future.

But forĀ centuries, something was missing. Something we longed for but couldn’t explain… until now.

šŸ’”Ā Finally, we did it.Ā We made aĀ pillow shaped like the perfect butt.Ā Soft, supportive, ergonomic. Designed to bring you theĀ peace and happiness your ancestors craved.

So go ahead… embrace your nature. Sleep on what you wereĀ bornĀ to love.

🐪 It’s Hump Day. Honor it accordingly.


Team Buttress


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