The Government is Inspecting our Butts And they’re taking their time.

Happy Hump Day! 🍑

 

Yes, you read that correctly.

 

U.S. Customs and Border Protection is currently inspecting our butts.

 

Apparently, not everyone believes you can make a business out of giant butt-shaped pillows.

 

We can’t blame them. Butts have been known to hide contraband.

 

Ours, however, contain nothing more than ridiculously comfortable, 100% natural latex.

 

So while the authorities finish getting all up in our business, our beautiful, innocent butt-shaped pillows remain temporarily detained.

 

The good news?

 

If all goes as planned, they’ll finally get their heads out of our asses within the next few weeks, and we’ll be fully restocked.

 

We’ve received a ton of emails asking when our most popular colors will be back, and we appreciate everyone’s patience while our butts complete their journey through customs.

 

Keep an eye on your inbox—we’ll let you know the moment they’re free.

 

Until then... don’t let a mediocre rectangle win.

 

Butts for all,

 

Team Buttress