The only MBA I’ve got: Major Butt Appreciation

Happy Hump Day!

Here’s the truth: I’m not a businessman. I never was. I’m just a guy who followed his one true passion.

Not what made the most money. Not what I was “supposed” to do.

Butts.

That passion turned into The Buttress Pillow — a world-class pillow in the shape of a big, soft, beautiful butt. Natural latex, yoga pant cover, ergonomics that make your body sigh with relief.

It’s comfort. It’s stress relief. It’s the booty magic you didn’t know your bed was missing.

I don’t spend my days plotting profits or being a calculator. I already have what I need: a good life, my wife’s beautiful booty, and — when she’s not around — the comfort of my Buttress Pillow.

So yeah, I’m not a businessman. I’m a butt-person just like you. And I made this for us.

Sleep On a Butt Tonight