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They came for knowledge, they stayed for the booty šŸ‘

August 13, 2025•1 min read•By Team Buttress
They came for knowledge, they stayed for the booty šŸ‘ - The Buttress Pillow Blog

Happy Hump Day!


Who in theĀ entire universeĀ wouldn’t love soft, plush, round, symmetrical cheeks and thighs?

Fast forward 10,000 years. Humanity’s gone. Earth’s quiet. And somewhere under the dust… aliens unearth our one-of-a-kind pillow.

They scan it. They marvel at it. TheyĀ worshipĀ it.

The calculators and unified super-intelligence get tossed aside.

Their new obsession? The best thing in the cosmos:Ā a big, beautiful booty.

Because The Buttress Pillow isn’t just a pillow—

It’s a reminder to love the simple, natural wonders we can’t resist.

The catalyst to warmth, comfort… and love.

Love the butt.

Sleep on the butt.


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