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We Hold These Truths to be Self Evident ๐Ÿ‘

October 1, 2025โ€ข1 min readโ€ขBy Team Buttress
We Hold These Truths to be Self Evident ๐Ÿ‘ - The Buttress Pillow Blog

Happy Hump Day!


Butts are better. Better than melons. Better than rectangles. Better than almost anything in the world.

Itโ€™s a truth so simple, it doesnโ€™t need wordsโ€”yet people forget. Or they overthink. Thatโ€™s why we madeย The Buttress Pillow: a big, soft, beautiful butt you can fall asleep on every single night.

Hereโ€™s why 26,000+ happy sleepers agree:
โœ… All-natural latex foam โ€” breathable, supportive & sustainable
โœ… Big, soft & beautiful booty shape โ€” ergonomically designed for every sleeper
โœ… Silky yoga-pant cover โ€” smooth, stylish & machine-washable
โœ… Stress-melting comfort โ€” it feels like the real thing (minus the bones & farts)

Some things donโ€™t need explaining.

But theyโ€™re worth keeping close.


๐Ÿ‘‰ Sleep on a Big, Beautiful and Ergonomic Butt


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Sleep better with The Buttress Pillow

The ergonomic, butt-shaped pillow made from 100% natural latex โ€” designed to support your neck, back, and shoulders in every sleep position. 30,000+ sold, free shipping, and a 30-night risk-free trial โ€” keep your 3 free mini-butt keychains even if you return.