Why Are We Sleeping on Rectangles ANYWAYS?

Happy Hump Day! š
Itās 2025, and weāre still sleeping on flat, boring rectangles? 𤯠WTF, humanity! Sleep is supposed to beĀ restorativeĀ andĀ enjoyable, yet here we are, settling for the blandest shapes imaginable.
EnterĀ The Buttress Pillow:
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Ā Shaped like a big, soft, and beautiful butt
ā Premium all natural foam for anĀ endorphin-producing feel
ā Ā Ergonomically designedĀ forĀ everyĀ sleep position
ā Ā Soft, supportive, and an astonishinglyĀ butt-likeĀ feel
ā Comes with a silkyĀ yoga pant coverĀ for ultimate coziness
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Weāre not just flipping the pillow gameāweāre revolutionizing your bedtime. Say goodbye to the tyranny of rectangles and hello to theĀ blissful feeling of a beautiful butt.Ā š
Butts for all,
Team Buttress
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