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Why Are We Sleeping on Rectangles ANYWAYS?

January 8, 2025•1 min read•By Team Buttress
why are we sleeping on rectangles

Happy Hump Day! šŸŽ‰


It’s 2025, and we’re still sleeping on flat, boring rectangles? 🤯 WTF, humanity! Sleep is supposed to beĀ restorativeĀ andĀ enjoyable, yet here we are, settling for the blandest shapes imaginable.


EnterĀ The Buttress Pillow:


āœ…Ā Shaped like a big, soft, and beautiful butt

āœ… Premium all natural foam for anĀ endorphin-producing feel

āœ…Ā Ergonomically designedĀ forĀ everyĀ sleep position

āœ…Ā Soft, supportive, and an astonishinglyĀ butt-likeĀ feel

āœ… Comes with a silkyĀ yoga pant coverĀ for ultimate coziness

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We’re not just flipping the pillow game—we’re revolutionizing your bedtime. Say goodbye to the tyranny of rectangles and hello to theĀ blissful feeling of a beautiful butt.Ā šŸ‘


Butts for all,


Team Buttress

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