Why Can’t Everyone Just Chill Out and Sleep on a Butt?
March 4, 2026•1 min read•By Team Buttress
Happy Hump Day 🍑
Imagine a world where people loved butts more than bombs.
Where softness beat aggression.
Where curves were admired instead of conquered.
Sounds like a better place already.
Because when you truly appreciate something beautiful…
You don’t want to destroy it.
You want to protect it.
Maybe the path to peace is simpler than we think.
More love. More curves. More butts.
Stay cheeky.
Jai & The Buttress Team
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