Why Loving Butts is the Secret to World Peace

Happy Hump Day! 🎉

Across time, cultures, and civilizations, one thing has remained universally adored—the beauty of the butt. From ancient sculptures to modern-day memes, butts have captivated hearts, inspired art, and even healed souls (don’t quote us, but we’re pretty sure).

And let’s be honest—if more people truly appreciated butts openly, the world would be a kinder, softer, and happier place. It doesn't take a genius, a philosopher, or a wise sage to understand: a nice butt is worth protecting no matter what color, nationality, religion or any other petty thing that divides us.

So this Hump Day, let’s embrace the the love of butts proudly. Let’s spread love, not war. Let’s cuddle up to the soft, supportive, and blissful feeling of a beautiful butt-shaped pillow.

Stay cheeky, stay peaceful, and keep spreading the bootyful message in the best, non-PC way possible. By sleeping on a butt.

Butts for all,

Team Buttress
Purveyors of Comfort, Peace, Happiness and Butts 🍑✨

P.S. If you haven’t secured your own big, soft, and beautiful butt yet, what are you waiting for? The world needs more butt appreciation.