Happy Hump Day!
Welcome to our first 2023 Mini-butt keychain giveaway! On this day, we offer to you a 3-pack of the miniest of our butts for free (usually $9.90 + shipping for 3). Just pay for first class USPS shipping ($4.90) and they're all yours!
We do this because:
1. These keychains are awesome and unique and we love sharing them with our followers and
2. Because we want you to help us spread the news. That a better, more magical pillow has entered our world
We actually lose money on these so all we ask is that you share these keychains with your friends and when someone asks you about them, tell them it's from us: The Buttress Pillow.
Here's the secret link:
If you don't want to pay for the shipping, all pillow orders this week will include an extra pack of Mini-butt keychains for a total of 6! Plus get 15% off with your exclusive Butt Lovers Club (BLC) membership!
Butts for all,
PS: OMG pricing will be going up next week as we're already low on inventory!! Grab yours at our best price ever while you can.