The Butt Blog 🍑

Your library for sleep tips, product stories, customer experiences, and everything butt-related.

Sleep on Earth's Finest

Sleep on Earth's Finest

Happy Hump Earth Day,   Nature has created some of the best things on Earth.   Sunsets that stop you mid-thought. Rain softly tapping on trees. Waves rolling...

April 22, 2026 1 min read Team Buttress
Most people won’t try this

Most people won’t try this

We might be the most underestimated product out there.   Most people see it… laugh… and move on.   We get it.   —   But this isn’t a joke.   It’s one solid p...

April 14, 2026 1 min read Team Buttress
All Butts Are Back in Stock!

All Butts Are Back in Stock!

We finally restocked.   And… wow.   Soft. Smooth. Even more butt-ery than before.   We’ve been squeezing them, testing them, laying on them… probably too muc...

April 08, 2026 1 min read Team Buttress
RIP The Buttress Pillow est. 2018-2026

RIP The Buttress Pillow est. 2018-2026

Too controversial. Too comfortable. Too addictive.   We’re going back to… rectangles.   Flat. Lifeless. Emotionless.   Because apparently, it’s better to be ...

April 01, 2026 1 min read Team Buttress
Finally. A Pillow That Makes Sense.

Finally. A Pillow That Makes Sense.

Happy Hump Day 🍑   Booty + Pillow =   Curves that cradle & support.Deep, uninterrupted sleep.And a level of comfort you didn’t know you were missing.   M...

March 25, 2026 1 min read Team Buttress
Hard Not to Feel Lucky Between Thighs & Cheeks 🍀

Hard Not to Feel Lucky Between Thighs & Cheeks 🍀

Sometimes luck looks like a four-leaf clover.Sometimes… it looks like a perfect butt.   This 🍀 Hump Day, consider yourself lucky.   Because you didn’t just s...

March 18, 2026 1 min read Team Buttress
No BS. In Our Own Lane. Smothered in Booty 🍑

No BS. In Our Own Lane. Smothered in Booty 🍑

Happy Hump Day 🍑   Part of the idea for The Buttress started because we were sick of the BS.   The noise.The negativity.The conformity of rectangles.   So we...

March 11, 2026 1 min read Team Buttress
Why Can’t Everyone Just Chill Out and Sleep on a Butt?

Why Can’t Everyone Just Chill Out and Sleep on a Butt?

Happy Hump Day 🍑   Imagine a world where people loved butts more than bombs.   Where softness beat aggression.   Where curves were admired instead of conquer...

March 04, 2026 1 min read Team Buttress
It’s Hump Day. And You Deserve Better

It’s Hump Day. And You Deserve Better

It’s Hump Day. You deserve better. 🍑   You spend one-third of your life in bed.   And most people are still sleeping on flat, lifeless, unsupportive rectangl...

February 25, 2026 1 min read Team Buttress
Happy Lunar New Year!!!

Happy Lunar New Year!!!

Happy Lunar New Year & Happy Hump Day 🧧🍑   A new year.Fresh energy.Bigger blessings for 2026.   And honestly…   There’s no better way to enter a prospero...

February 18, 2026 1 min read Team Buttress
It’s V-Tines. Grab Your Butt ❤️🍑

It’s V-Tines. Grab Your Butt ❤️🍑

Happy V-Tines 💘   Whether you’ve got a Valentine… a situationship… or just your beautiful self — one thing’s for sure:   You deserve something soft to hold t...

February 11, 2026 1 min read Team Buttress
Wake Up On The Right Side of the Cheeks

Wake Up On The Right Side of the Cheeks

It’s Hump Day.   You’re halfway through the week. You’re probably a little tired.   This is your reminder that comfort matters. Good support and rest matters...

February 04, 2026 1 min read Team Buttress

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