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Back in Stock! All Models. All Colors. All Butts 🎉
The wait is over — fresh, beautiful butts have arrived and they look (and feel) as glorious as ever. All colors. All models. All back in stock. All soft,...
Subscriber ONLY Halloween Flash Sale Event!
Happy Halloween! For 24 hours, you can be anything you dream of. Like someone who finally sleeps like royalty — cradled in soft, natural, endorphin-producing...
The Buttress's Scariest Costume Yet... 👻
Happy Hallow-Hump Day! This Halloween, our beloved booty is dressing up as something truly terrifying… A flat, lifeless rectangle 😱 That’s right — The Buttr...
Our New Website is LIVE!
Happy Hump Day! Big news — we just launched our brand-new website! It’s smoother, faster, and easier on the eyes (just like our pillows 😏). Customer accoun...
The Most Logical Pillow Ever Invented 🍑
Happy Hump Day Let’s be honest — we’ve always wanted to be close to butts. We admire them. We cuddle them. Some of us… even dream of putting our face in one...
We Hold These Truths to be Self Evident 🍑
Happy Hump Day! Butts are better. Better than melons. Better than rectangles. Better than almost anything in the world. It’s a truth so simple, it doesn’t n...
The only MBA I’ve got: Major Butt Appreciation
Happy Hump Day! Here’s the truth: I’m not a businessman. I never was. I’m just a guy who followed his one true passion. Not what made the most money. Not wha...
Why Butts? Here’s the Truth 🍑
Happy Hump Day! Not boobs. Not feet. Not a million other things. We choose butts. Because it’s in our DNA. Across every culture, every species, every era of...
We Work Too Hard. A Nice, Soft Butt Helps
Happy Hump Day! Every Labor Day we’re reminded of just how much we all work. Long hours, endless stress, and the daily grind—it’s a lot. But rest isn’t just...
🍑 Sap to Sleep: The Making Of A World Cl-Ass Pillow
Happy Hump Day! We don't half ass things. We full on ass things. When we made our pillows, we wanted to give people the best pillow in the world. That means...
🌅 A Butt is Just Like a Sunset…
Happy Hump Day! Let’s stop pretending. A beautiful butt is like a beautiful sunset—it’s natural, universal, and undeniable. It feels like sunshine breaking ...
They came for knowledge, they stayed for the booty 🍑
Happy Hump Day! Who in the entire universe wouldn’t love soft, plush, round, symmetrical cheeks and thighs? Fast forward 10,000 years. Humanity’s gone. Eart...
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