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12 Months. 12 Butts. Zero Bad Days.
Happy Hump Day 🍑 The 2026 Butt Calendar is finally here — and for a limited time, you can get one free with any Buttress Pillow. Just add a Buttress Pill...
Different? Yes. Finally
Different? Yes.Better? Absolutely. This Christmas, we’re embracing something a little unconventional. Because after all the sweaters, candles, and last-minut...
🎄 ‘Tis the Season to Cuddle, Squeeze, and Sleep Better Than Ever
🍑 Happy Hump Day! 🍑 The holidays are coming up fast, and honestly… isn’t it beautiful that after thousands of years of repression, judgment, and overly seri...
VIP-ONLY Black Friday Double Cheeks Event
You asked. We listened. This Black Friday… we’re unleashing the Double Cheeks Event — the best deal in Buttress history. Two pillows. Massive Early Bird ...
Hear us out... a butt is the perfect pillow 🍑
🍑 Happy Hump Day! 🍑 What if I told you… the ideal shape for a pillow has been right behind us all along? We naturally find comfort around butts. They re...
We All Could Use More Butt in Our Lives
Hey there, Butt Lover — From Hugh Hefner to the average guy on the street — one truth remains universal: we all could use more butt in our lives. Not just ...
Back in Stock! All Models. All Colors. All Butts 🎉
The wait is over — fresh, beautiful butts have arrived and they look (and feel) as glorious as ever. All colors. All models. All back in stock. All soft,...
Subscriber ONLY Halloween Flash Sale Event!
Happy Halloween! For 24 hours, you can be anything you dream of. Like someone who finally sleeps like royalty — cradled in soft, natural, endorphin-producing...
The Buttress's Scariest Costume Yet... 👻
Happy Hallow-Hump Day! This Halloween, our beloved booty is dressing up as something truly terrifying… A flat, lifeless rectangle 😱 That’s right — The Buttr...
Our New Website is LIVE!
Happy Hump Day! Big news — we just launched our brand-new website! It’s smoother, faster, and easier on the eyes (just like our pillows 😏). Customer accoun...
The Most Logical Pillow Ever Invented 🍑
Happy Hump Day Let’s be honest — we’ve always wanted to be close to butts. We admire them. We cuddle them. Some of us… even dream of putting our face in one...
We Hold These Truths to be Self Evident 🍑
Happy Hump Day! Butts are better. Better than melons. Better than rectangles. Better than almost anything in the world. It’s a truth so simple, it doesn’t n...
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