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Expensive for a Pillow. Cheap for What You Get.
Happy Hump Day 🍑 The Buttress Pillow may seem expensive — but for what you’re actually getting, it’s kind of a steal. After testing memory foam and other mat...
Nature Cannot Lie
When Japan wanted a quieter, more efficient bullet train, engineers looked at the kingfisher’s beak. When we wanted to make a better pillow, we also looked t...
Proudly Politically Incorrect
There’s something surprisingly right about sleeping on an all natural butt. The Buttress Pillow is molded from 100% premium natural latex—made from the sap o...
Let's Read Some Comments on our Ads
Happy Hump Day 🍑 When you make a giant butt-shaped pillow, people have opinions. So today, we’re addressing a few of our favorite troll comments: “Find Jesus...
I Was Ashamed To Love Butts...
Happy Hump Day! When I was young, I was ashamed to love butts. I couldn't help but look when they walked by. Why can't I ONLY love her personality? Why was...
Why Natural Latex Is Perfect for Butts
Most pillows are filled with synthetic fibers, shredded scraps or cheap memory foam. The Buttress Pillow is molded from one solid piece of premium 100% natur...
Why a Butt Is Actually the Best Shape for a Pillow 🍑
The cube pillow? A rigid block with sharp corners. Best suited for robots. The contour pillow? So many slopes and grooves, it feels like you need instruction...
Butts are BACK!
Happy Hump Day, After a long, painful, deeply unnecessary period of booty deprivation… The Great Government Butt Hold is finally over. As expected, the...
The Government is Inspecting our Butts And they’re taking their time.
Happy Hump Day! 🍑 Yes, you read that correctly. U.S. Customs and Border Protection is currently inspecting our butts. Apparently, not everyone believes...
Forget Everything You Knew About Pillows
Happy Hump Day! Millions suffer from rectangle pillows every night. You don't have to be one of them. Your pillow wasn't designed for you. ...
Free your mind. Sleep on a butt.
What is right? What is wrong? What is truth? What is a lie? And who decided these things in the first place? No one ever told you a pillow had to be rect...
Give the Gift that Dads Really Want
Dads work hard. And to be honest, most of them don't need much. They don't need more clothes. They don't need another pair of socks. They definitely don'...
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