Best Butts 2023 Calendar


Best Butts 2023 Calendar


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The most bootyful calendar in the world

Introducing our new Best Butts 2023 Calendar. The very best of our Hump Day butts of last year combined into a single calendar that will brighten your days, weeks and months. This may be the best calendar in the world.

    It's good to sleep on a butt.

    No matter who you are or where you come from, there's something truly special about a nice, soft, and well-shaped booty. It's a natural wonder that brings us comfort, joy, and a child-like sense of giddiness. That's why we created the Buttress Pillow, a functional and comfortable pillow that captures the peace and happiness of an amazing booty.

    Our patented design is incredibly versatile and can be used in many relaxing positions. The separate thighs provide air flow and can be adjusted to your sleeping position. Plus, the sweet spot is ergonomically designed to cradle your head right in the thick of it - between the soft thighs and cheeks.

    Not only is The Buttress Pillow a great pillow, it's also a joy to look at. Burying your face into it like a massage table is 100% recommended and you'll feel your stress literally melt away. It's not meant to be over-sexualized but rather appreciated for what it is: Nature's most comforting and lovable design which we believe should be used more in our everyday lives.

    So why not give the Buttress Pillow a chance to blow your mind? Join us in this wonderful world of booty sleeping, napping, and chilling and find the peace, comfort and happiness that comes from a well-shaped, super comfortable and functional butt every day and night. We think you'll like it here.

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 10 reviews
    K. C.
    Multi-use, Multi-butts!

    Honestly, it's a great collection to use as references for drawing!

    Brian King

    Best Butts 2022 Calendar

    Griffin Durham
    good butts

    good butts my girlfriend thought they were funny and her whole family too, excited for best butts of 2023!

    Best Butts

    It will be a pleasure to change the calendar every month.

    Patrick Cainam
    All Booty, No Hole?

    Loving my “Buttress Pillow Best Butts” calendar for the second year in a row! Enjoying how Wednesdays are always marked as “Humpdays,” even though it took me until June last year to notice. The only one thing that keeps me from rating the calendar 5 Stars is… there is no pre-punched hanging hole. Neither last year’s nor this year’s has it. I mean, Booty is always great, butt it would be perfect if next year, we got some booty holes. Thanks for brightening up my years!!

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