Best Butts 2022 Calendar

$19.90

Best Butts 2022 Calendar

$19.90

All natural, functional and ergonomic

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The most bootyful calendar in the world

Introducing our new Best Butts 2022 Calendar. The very best of our Hump Day butts of last year combined into a single calendar that will brighten your days, weeks and months. This may be the best calendar in the world.

    It's good to rest on a butt

    No matter what country, race, gender you are, there's something magical about a nice, soft and well-shaped booty. They are the natural wonder that we can't help but love. They are funny, calming and comforting and with a little creative design, we realized it would make an amazing pillow.

    So we set out to combine the peace, happiness and child-like giddiness of a very nice butt with a comfortable, all natural and functional pillow. And... it worked!

    Our patented design is super versatile and usable in many relaxing positions. Flexible, separate thighs allow for air flow and by bringing them closer together or farther apart you can adjust your sleeping height. Plus we designed the sweet spot to cradle your head right in the thicc of it. Between soft thighs and cheeks.

    Not only is it a great pillow, it is a joy to look at and burying your face into it like a massage table is 100% recommended. You'll feel your stress literally melt away.

    If you think about it, The Buttress Pillow makes a lot of sense. It is not meant to be over-sexualized. It is nature's most comforting design and should be appreciated and used more in our everyday lives. We hope you give our pillow a chance to blow your mind and join us in this wonderful world of butt sleeping, napping and chilling. We think you'll like it here.

    The most bootyful calendar in the world

    Introducing our new Best Butts 2022 Calendar. The very best of our Hump Day butts of last year combined into a single calendar that will brighten your days, weeks and months. This may be the best calendar in the world.

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      Brian King

      Best Butts 2022 Calendar

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      Griffin Durham
      good butts

      good butts my girlfriend thought they were funny and her whole family too, excited for best butts of 2023!

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      Cactusjack
      Best Butts

      It will be a pleasure to change the calendar every month.

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      Patrick Cainam
      All Booty, No Hole?

      Loving my “Buttress Pillow Best Butts” calendar for the second year in a row! Enjoying how Wednesdays are always marked as “Humpdays,” even though it took me until June last year to notice. The only one thing that keeps me from rating the calendar 5 Stars is… there is no pre-punched hanging hole. Neither last year’s nor this year’s has it. I mean, Booty is always great, butt it would be perfect if next year, we got some booty holes. Thanks for brightening up my years!!

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      Katie Zimmerman
      OMG WOW Pillow

      My boyfriend loves it!

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