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OMG look at that Sale!

OMG look at that Sale!

Happy Hump Day! With the price of Chipotle going up and a fast food costing more than $10 for a meal (what has the world come to...) we think you deserve a ...

February 01, 2023 1 min read Jia G.
We have a buttload

We have a buttload

Happy Hump Day and Lunar New Year!   We have a buttload. Like actually a load of butts. More than 1500 will arrive at our warehouse tomorrow when all pre-or...

January 25, 2023 1 min read Jia G.
For a much more Bootyful world

For a much more Bootyful world

Happy Hump Day!   MLK jr had a dream. A beautiful one where the things that do not truly matter really did not matter in our world. That we can see beneath ...

January 18, 2023 1 min read Jia G.
This pillow is extra-ordinary

This pillow is extra-ordinary

Happy Hump Day!   Sometimes, assume things about things. We all do it. But one assumption that we need to clear up is that our pillow... is just a pillow. A...

January 11, 2023 1 min read Jia G.
Just Buttress it

Just Buttress it

Happy First Hump Day 2023! In case you aren't as European as Daniel Craig in Knives Out or work in construction, "To Buttress" means to strengthen and to su...

January 04, 2023 1 min read Jia G.
*muffled...is it 2023 yet?

*muffled...is it 2023 yet?

Happy New Hump Year!   Congrats everyone. We made it around the sun for 100 millionth time. It was a close one this year but we did it and crossed that fini...

December 28, 2022 1 min read Jia G.
Happy Holi-Hump-Days

Happy Holi-Hump-Days

Happy Holi-Hump-Day!   The Holidays is always a fine time of year. A time when we have an excuse to gather with our friends and families and be happy and wa...

December 21, 2022 1 min read Jia G.
We went to Slab City and gave away our pillows...

We went to Slab City and gave away our pillows...

Happy Hump Day!   Team Buttress only offers our paying customers the finest, FINEST butts we can make. Because, if you're gonna believe in our product and t...

December 14, 2022 1 min read Jia G.
Butts... sent to your PHONE!? 😍

Butts... sent to your PHONE!? 😍

Happy Hump Day!   Our Hump Day email list is now at over 30,000 active subscribers!! That's a lot of butt lovers.   But sometimes, we don't want to open an ...

December 07, 2022 1 min read Jia G.
Bad. As*. Pillows.

Bad. As*. Pillows.

Happy Hump Day!   The Buttress Pillow Gang (The BPG) is making trouble in the west. They are clever, dangerous, elusive, sexy, one of a kind, super comforta...

November 30, 2022 1 min read Jia G.
Thanks for your butt ❤️

Thanks for your butt ❤️

Happy Thanksgiving / Hump Day!   If you think about it, there's a lot to be thankful for. 1. You can buy an entire delicious chicken for 5-7 dollars. A deli...

November 23, 2022 1 min read Jia G.
Butt. The best gift in the world 🍑

Butt. The best gift in the world 🍑

Happy Hump Day!   Let's be honest. We can buy our own sweaters and hats. And there's nothing like a gifting a household appliance that says: "I put absolute...

November 16, 2022 1 min read Jia G.

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