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Your Dad Loves Butts. It's Math

Your Dad Loves Butts. It's Math

Happy Father's Hump Day!   We think that pretty much everyone in the world likes butts but we absolutely KNOW your Dad likes them. Because... well... it's m...

June 14, 2023 1 min read Team Buttress
Experience the best of both worlds

Experience the best of both worlds

Happy Hump Day!   Can something be both stupid and genius? Can something be proper but savage af? In our opinion, those are the best things. The best of bot...

June 07, 2023 1 min read Jia G
Butts. Delivered to your face. Free

Butts. Delivered to your face. Free

Happy Hump Day! We have great big butts. But with great butts come great shipping costs and for a long time, we have been trying to get them to our butt lov...

May 31, 2023 1 min read Jia G.
Thanks for protecting our peace, happiness and Booty sleep

Thanks for protecting our peace, happiness and Booty sleep

Happy Memorial Hump Day! Here at The Buttress Pillow, we couldn't care less about what's politically correct... Obviously. We don't care what kind of pillow...

May 24, 2023 1 min read Jia G.
Sleep around and find out

Sleep around and find out

Happy Hump Day!   What a sight... to know that these pleasingly boxy boxes hold even more pleasingly bootylicious bootys. 1200 of them to be exact.   Our bu...

May 17, 2023 1 min read Jia G.
Rest in Cheeks

Rest in Cheeks

Happy Hump Day!   So, they did it again. First it was the port of LA and now Philadelphia. They're inspecting our goods because the manifest couldn't possib...

May 10, 2023 1 min read Jia G.
Cheesesteaks, freedom and butt pillows 🇺🇸

Cheesesteaks, freedom and butt pillows 🇺🇸

Happy Hump Day!   The Buttress Pillow started with humble beginnings. With a story, a butt lover and massive, massive balls. It definitely was not easy crea...

May 03, 2023 1 min read Jia G.
Our biggest promotion yet!! (for a limited time)

Our biggest promotion yet!! (for a limited time)

Happy Hump Earth day!   A strange occurrence has occurred. The stars have aligned and the result is the absolute best deal on our most popular pillow, the O...

April 19, 2023 1 min read Jia G.
Butts are going international!

Butts are going international!

Happy Hump Day!   We have big news. The Buttress Pillow is moving out of sunny California, moving our warehouse to Pennsylvania and going international! The...

April 12, 2023 1 min read Jia G.
Why butts make us happy according to AI 🤖🍑

Why butts make us happy according to AI 🤖🍑

Happy Hump Day! Answer according to Open AI: 'The sight of buttocks can be aesthetically pleasing to some individuals. Our brains are wired to appreciate sy...

April 05, 2023 1 min read Jia G.
Peace, happiness and Booty sleep

Peace, happiness and Booty sleep

Happy Hump Day!   As we all know, sometimes, things get complicated, there's drama, anxiety, problems and changes in this crazy life.   That's why we design...

March 29, 2023 1 min read Jia G.
Bringing that Booty to you since 2018

Bringing that Booty to you since 2018

Happy Hump Day!   Butt lovers keep it simple. Butt lovers don't ask for much in life.   All we want is peace, happiness and a big ole' booty in our face. An...

March 22, 2023 1 min read Jia G.

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