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Why not sleep on a butt pillow?

Why not sleep on a butt pillow?

Happy Hump Day!   Sometimes, we get tired of people telling us what to do, what to believe and what we should like or not like for no understandable reason....

August 09, 2023 1 min read Team Buttress
Butts have the highest ROI ever

Butts have the highest ROI ever

Happy Hump Day! The way we see things is pretty simple. We would pay $200 to get $2000 of enjoyment And we wouldn’t pay $20 to get $10 of enjoyment In busin...

August 01, 2023 1 min read Team Buttress
Loving butts is the most natural thing on Earth

Loving butts is the most natural thing on Earth

Happy Hump Day! The natural world has been around a lot longer than we have and it has made some really amazing stuff. The grand, calming majesty of the oce...

July 26, 2023 1 min read Team Buttress
The biggest and baddest of them all

The biggest and baddest of them all

Happy Hump Day!   When creating our pillows, sleeping comfort always came first. Our products are not gimmicks or just a novelty gift, they are the combinat...

July 19, 2023 1 min read Team Buttress
Butts: good and good for you

Butts: good and good for you

Happy Hump Day!   There's a lot of different people in the world. Cat people, dog people, morning people, night people, female people, male people. Out of a...

July 12, 2023 1 min read Team Buttress
🇺🇸 Home of the finest butts in the world 🍑

🇺🇸 Home of the finest butts in the world 🍑

Happy Independence Hump Day! Nearly 250 years ago, modern democracy was born. It was based on the inalienable rights of every person to life, liberty and th...

July 05, 2023 1 min read Team Buttress
Your Dad Loves Butts. It's Math

Your Dad Loves Butts. It's Math

Happy Father's Hump Day!   We think that pretty much everyone in the world likes butts but we absolutely KNOW your Dad likes them. Because... well... it's m...

June 14, 2023 1 min read Team Buttress
Experience the best of both worlds

Experience the best of both worlds

Happy Hump Day!   Can something be both stupid and genius? Can something be proper but savage af? In our opinion, those are the best things. The best of bot...

June 07, 2023 1 min read Jia G
Butts. Delivered to your face. Free

Butts. Delivered to your face. Free

Happy Hump Day! We have great big butts. But with great butts come great shipping costs and for a long time, we have been trying to get them to our butt lov...

May 31, 2023 1 min read Jia G.
Thanks for protecting our peace, happiness and Booty sleep

Thanks for protecting our peace, happiness and Booty sleep

Happy Memorial Hump Day! Here at The Buttress Pillow, we couldn't care less about what's politically correct... Obviously. We don't care what kind of pillow...

May 24, 2023 1 min read Jia G.
Sleep around and find out

Sleep around and find out

Happy Hump Day!   What a sight... to know that these pleasingly boxy boxes hold even more pleasingly bootylicious bootys. 1200 of them to be exact.   Our bu...

May 17, 2023 1 min read Jia G.
Rest in Cheeks

Rest in Cheeks

Happy Hump Day!   So, they did it again. First it was the port of LA and now Philadelphia. They're inspecting our goods because the manifest couldn't possib...

May 10, 2023 1 min read Jia G.

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