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Love is in the Air... and So Are Butts! 🍑❤️
Happy V-tines Hump Day! No matter if you’re single, taken, in a situationship, ghosted, thriving, surviving, or just here for the butts—Valentine’s Day is ...
The Secret Connection Between Butts & Hearts ❤️🍑
Happy Hump Day! 🎉 Ever noticed how butts and hearts share an oddly familiar shape? Two round, soft halves coming together in perfect harmony—coincidence? We...
The Best Valentines Gift of All? 😜
Happy Hump Day! 🎉 Valentine’s Day is coming, and we all know the truth: chocolates? Meh. Flowers? Nice try. What they really want… is booty. Now, we can’t ...
Peace, Love, and Butts: A Dream We Can All Get Behind 🌍🍑
This Hump Day, we honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., a man whose dream of equality, unity, and peace changed the world. Dr. King believed in the power of our ...
The True Cost of a Big and Beautiful Butt
Happy Hump Day! 🎉 Ever wondered why The Buttress Pillow costs more than your average pillow? Here’s the cheeky truth: Each pillow is crafted from 100% natu...
Why Are We Sleeping on Rectangles ANYWAYS?
Happy Hump Day! 🎉 It’s 2025, and we’re still sleeping on flat, boring rectangles? 🤯 WTF, humanity! Sleep is supposed to be restorative and enjoyable, yet he...
New Year New Rear
Happy New Years Hump Day! 🎉 Seven years ago, we were just a quirky, out-of-the-box idea—one that only an enlightened few could see the future of. Today, w...
🎄 A Very Merry Christmas from TBP! 🍑
Happy Christmas Hump Day! This year, Christmas lands on Hump Day for the first time in 5 years. The stars have aligned to bring you the ultimate gift: th...
Deck The Halls with Big, Soft Booties 🎄
Happy Holi-Hump Day! 🎉 Christmas is all about the vibes—the twinkling lights, cozy sweaters, warm wine, crackling fires, mistletoe, and, of course, Mariah C...
🎄 Holiday Special 🎄
Happy Hump Day! 🎉 It’s the most wonderful time of the year, and what could be more delightful than gifting comfort, joy, and the blissful feel of a big, s...
2025 Booty Calendars Available Now!
Happy Hump Day! 🎉 The wait is OVER! Our 2025 Booty Calendar is here, and it might just be the best calendar on the market. Featuring a hand-picked collectio...
Last Day of our BFCM Record Breaking Event!
Happy Cyber Monday! We are a small business with under 10 employees and 6 years in business. Our goal is not to make as much money as possible. It's to crea...
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