The buttress pillow protectors of the butt memorial day
Thank you, Protectors of the Butt

Hello Butt Lovers,   We hope you had a great Memorial Day weekend filled with friends and relaxation. But let's not forget what it's all a...

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And now she's back... from outer space
And now she's back... from outer space

Happy Hump Day Butt Lovers! There is no doubt that our magnificent pillow is not of this world and therefore a finite resource. We're sorry that our pillows have gone out of stock again and again but now... she's back.   We are keeping our $20 pre-order pricin...

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OMG is almost BACK IN STOCK!!
OMG is almost BACK IN STOCK!!

Happy Hump Day Butt Lovers   When we dreamed up the  Read more

The Buttress Pillow is moving to California!
The Buttress Pillow is moving to California!

Happy Earth Day and 4/20 Butt Lovers   3 years into the butt business and The Buttress Pillow and the butts are going to Oceanside, Cali. It is time, our butts have grown and the...

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Why butts will never lose value
Why butts will never lose value

Happy Hump Day Butt Lovers   With the rise of Bitcoin, Dogecoin and 1000 other currencies, it's hard to lose sight of what's even real anymore. Now, money is 'mined' from computers instead of the ground and Elon Musk can sin...

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April Showers Bring May Fl...
April Showers Bring May Fl...

Hello Butt Lovers,   With good weather comes one of the most genius inventions in human history: The Bikini.   ...

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Yes, we like ALL these Butts.
Yes, we like ALL these Butts.

Hello Butt Lovers,   Recently, the media has shown us that there has been a lot of racial hate going around. As an immigrant, I have personally experienced what it is like to be pushed around but it wasn't because I'm ...

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There's Big, Fat Booty At The End of THIS Rainbow
There's Big, Fat Booty At The End of THIS Rainbow

Happy St Pats Butt Lover   St Patrick had many accomplishments. He evicted dangerous snakes off of Ireland and even survived 6 years of slavery. But his most important accomplishment was unintentional. He ...

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Happy Women Make Happy Butts
Happy Women Make Happy Butts

1000 years ago, most women were seen but not heard. They were an ornament in a time where physical prowess, war and competition ruled. A time where there was little room for softness and understanding.   Happy Internat...

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UPDATE: Kickstarter 3rd Anniversary
UPDATE: Kickstarter 3rd Anniversary

This week marks the 3rd year since our original Kickstarter campaign was funded. 3 years of the perfect butt pillow being dreamed into existence. From the concept to the prototype shown in our first campaign, to new covers, ass-essories, media, ...

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